The Americans are out to ruin life as we know it. Firstly, they kill what was arGuably the Greatest mastermind of our Generation, and then, some lonely Christian prophesies today to be the end of the world.
The internet is awash with rumours of May 21, 2011 beinG JudGement Day. AlleGedly, today is the day when God will come down from the heavens to separate the Good from the bad and ascend back to his kinGdom with his loyal lambs while the rest of us remain on earth to face the rapture that will destroy the world in October.
It is past the hour predicted for this incident to happen and yet I am still alive. Am I really that bad a person? Because I am thinkinG that the only reason all of us are still alive is because God found fault in every sinGle one of us, and took only His Roman catholics with Him when he came to see us earlier. Well that is accordinG to the "Gospel" that is beinG preached by Californian preacher, Harold CampinG. How could he be so silly? I mean we all know the world is GoinG to end in 2012 - the movie told us! And it is GoinG to end exactly like it did in 2000; and in 1994; and in 1988.
ReliGion aside, the talibans have lost their leader thanks to the U.S. troops. Good job boys, you manaGed to kill a person who may not have actually existed! Obama can pat himself over the back for this one. Al-Qaeda hero Osama Bin Laden's body was found beaten to death somewhere in Pakistan. We have proof of this because America Gave us the Grand sum of... one photo. "The rest would be insensitive to publish," Obama says, "we need to respect his [Osama's] people. We wouldn't want imaGes of our fallen soldiers put all over the internet." Isn't Obama just the wisest man out there?
So, there you have it. Osama is dead, and we are dyinG too... there just isn't proof. But like we have learnt from educational proGrammes such as Boondocks, "the absence of evidence; is not the evidence of absence".
